Kid Review: How NOT to Make a Jelly Sandwich By Ross Burach

 

About This Book:

Prepare for outrageous fun and shenanigans in this madcap comedy from the creator of the beloved Very Impatient Caterpillar series. Perfect for fans of Dragons Love Tacos, We Don’t Eat Our Classmates, The Food Group series, and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.
Why be simple when you can be silly?
Frankie has her own way of doing things―the FUN way! 

In her world, the ordinary becomes more enjoyable with a little original thinking. If you want to make a delicious jelly sandwich, for example, just follow Frankie’s five simple steps: 

1. Disguise yourself as a duck
2. Spin with an elephant
3. Bathe a dog
4. Organize a joust
5. Train a hamster
Taking inspiration from the classic elementary school assignment, writing a “how to,” this playful, twisty adventure, filled with ingenious ideas, is an unbridled celebration of imagination and creativity.

*Review Contributed By Karen Yingling, Staff Reviewer*

Funny AND Peanut Free!

Frankie and her dog give us instructions for how to make a jelly sandwich. First, we need to get bread. Then, we need to open the jelly and apply it. Next, the sandwich must be assembled, and finally it must be cut. Of course, those are just the basic steps, laid out in the way that my children were taught to write instructions in elementary school. (I could always tell which of my students also attended that school because their use of transitional words was so predictable!)

There are several twists that make this more interesting. Instead of purchasing bread, we are going to disguise ourselves as ducks with the strategic use of traffic cones and flippers in order to scam bread from people feeding the ducks. To open the jelly, we shall entice an elephant onto a playground merry-go-round while we hold the lid. A nice, clean dog can apply the jelly by wagging his tail, and a jousting tournament is an easy way to assemble the sandwich. Cutting the sandwich is the trickiest bit, since training hamsters to ride unicycles across the bread is necessary. Of course, these are not the only ways to make a jelly sandwich, and Frankie offers several different options for some of the steps.

Good Points
Burach’s goofy illustrations, complete with googly eyes, frantic animals, and exuberant hand drawn lettering with plenty of Batman style words like “splat”, “plop”, and “smush”, add to the humorous air of this book and will have young readers giggling. There are plenty of details to spy in the pictures, like the “shampooch” shampoo, rubber ducks on the bathroom rug, and posters that encourage the unicycle riding hamster to “Be a Ham-star” that add to the fun. The colors are bright and bold, with plenty of bright pink, lime green, and yellow.

The back cover of this book indicates that Frankie might be up to more adventures in the future, building pillow forts, wrapping presents, cleaning her room, and building a snowman. Her “manuals” will be right at home on a bookshelf with Robinson and Hindley’s How to Wash a Wooly Mammoth, Wallace and Ellerton’s How to Catch a Dinosaur, Schertle and Lavallee’s All You Need for a Snowman, and one of my favorite goofy instruction books from my children’s childhood, Price’s How to Make an Apple Pie and See the World.

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