Bro-Jitsu: The Martial Art of Sibling Smackdown

Reader reviewed by Rita Lorraine Hubbard, The Original H.I.R. (Historical Investigative Reporter)

Want to read the funniest, most original book to come along in a long while--and learn how to keep your unruly siblings under control in the process? Just pick up a copy of: Bro-jitsu: The Martial Art of Sibling Smackdown, and you're on your way.

According to author Daniel H. Wilson (who is himself an esteemed Bro-jitsu master), "Bro-jitsu is the world's most ancient and powerful martial art, practiced and honed to perfection over countless millennia by billions of human beings who all share one crucial thing in common: annoying siblings."

Don't you just love it? Where was this book when I was growing up with five siblings just ripe for a few Bro-jitsu moves? It would have been sweet to put some of these babies into practice. Heee-yaaah!

This book is laugh-out-loud funny, with hilarious pictures of precision moves that are sure to keep your horrible siblings in their places. First, Wilson schools you on the code of honor and makes you take the sacred vow of Bro-jitsu. Then he presents the coveted Bro-jitsu moves in three strategies: Offensive Moves (like the Not-My-Fault punch, and the Knee-to-the-Backside Kick); Defensive Moves (the Butt-Block, the Crazy Legs and the Dork Face); and Psychological Manipulation (like the dreaded Booger Finger and the Burp Breath).

Ah, what a well of information he presents in such a small, easy-to-carry package. And in-between, the imaginative Davis shows you how to take the humiliation up or down a notch, all according to your mood.

For a fresh, funny read that will bring back childhood memories that stay with you a good long time, pick up a copy of Bro-jitsu: The Art of Sibling Smackdown. Like author Wilson says, "These moves will save your life."