The Vampire's Assistant (Cirque du Freak #2)

Reader reviewed by poo

u smell like poo, and so does Darren he aint kno vampire he a trampenieze
u read me foo, i got u 3 oclock at the play ground be there i will bring snake boy and u can have the bearded lady....ok......she smell like pubes....madem octa has a deadly butthole one sniff and u will die. the olny cure is to eat mister tiny's ballz....good luck.......

Reader reviewed by poo

u smell like poo, and so does Darren he aint kno vampire he a trampenieze
u read me foo, i got u 3 oclock at the play ground be there i will bring snake boy and u can have the bearded lady....ok......she smell like pubes....madem octa has a deadly butthole one sniff and u will die. the olny cure is to eat mister tiny's ballz....good luck.......