I Am Not a Chair!

I Am Not a Chair!
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4+
Release Date
February 14, 2017
ISBN
978-0062360168
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Grab the best seat in the house with this funny, touching picture book about a giraffe who keeps being mistaken for a chair! From the acclaimed author-illustrator of There’s a Giraffe in My Soup, Ross Burach, comes a curious tale about finding one’s courage and standing up for oneself. Full of vibrant and playful illustrations and hilariously absurd logic, kids will want to read it again and again. Could there be anything worse for Giraffe? Maybe being sat on by a skunk or smooshed by two hapless hippos, or worst of all—cornered by a hungry lion? No one seems to notice that Giraffe is not standing around just to be sat upon. Will he be able to find his voice and make his friends realize who he really is?

Grab the best seat in the house with this funny, touching picture book about a giraffe who keeps being mistaken for a chair!

From the acclaimed author-illustrator of There’s a Giraffe in My Soup, Ross Burach, comes a curious tale about finding one’s courage and standing up for oneself. Full of vibrant and playful illustrations and hilariously absurd logic, kids will want to read it again and again.

Could there be anything worse for Giraffe? Maybe being sat on by a skunk or smooshed by two hapless hippos, or worst of all—cornered by a hungry lion? No one seems to notice that Giraffe is not standing around just to be sat upon. Will he be able to find his voice and make his friends realize who he really is?

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Silly, with a great message
(Updated: June 04, 2026)
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I AM NOT A CHAIR is such a great book. It's silly and funny and has a great message for kids. I loved reading this book for myself and my nephew. Giraffe spends the book learning that if he doesn't want to be sat on he must speak up for himself. We see how hard it is to speak up, how not everyone will want to listen but he does it anyway. Giraffe finally gets the courage to stand up to the other animals. What I loved was how each element really adds to this book. We have the story with a great message, the illustrations from the bright full pages, down to the funny animal faces.

Overall I think this is a great book for the entire family. It's funny and has some very silly moments but it's got a great message with a lot of heart. This book is one that parents will love reading to their kids and one that kids will want to read over and over again.
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I Am Not a Chair! - Great playful read!
(Updated: June 04, 2026)
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"I Am Not a Chair!" is a funny, playful picture book about a giraffe who just wants to be seen for who he is, but keeps being mistaken for a chair. On his first day in the jungle, Giraffe tries to let the other animals know he isn’t furniture, but one thing after another keeps getting in the way. From nearly being sat on by a skunk to getting smooshed by hippos, and even being used as a chair by a hungry lion, his patience is tested. Eventually, Giraffe finds the courage to stand up for himself, surprising the lion and earning respect from the other animals. The story is silly, entertaining, and has a nice underlying message about speaking up for yourself and setting boundaries.

I read this book with a group of young kids, and they loved it. They laughed out loud at the absurd situations Giraffe finds himself in and immediately connected with his frustration. The colorful, cartoon-like illustrations are full of energy and help bring the story to life, highlighting both the humor and the little moments of suspense. My favorite part is when Giraffe finally talks back to the lion. It’s funny and empowering, and it felt satisfying to see him finally get the attention he deserves. It’s a story that encourages kids to find their voice, even when things seem tricky or overwhelming.

One thing I noticed is that while it’s very silly and fun, it doesn’t hit the same level of laugh-out-loud humor as Burach’s previous book, There’s a Giraffe in My Soup, but I still think kids will enjoy the zany adventures and absurd scenarios. It’s perfect for reading aloud, and it’s a story that kids can revisit multiple times because of the humor, the expressive illustrations, and the relatable message about self-advocacy.
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Silly, engaging story that encourages kids to speak up and set boundaries

Bright, playful illustrations that bring the jungle and characters to life

Fun, zany humor that appeals to children who enjoy slightly absurd situations
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